You MIGHT Be a Complete Fucking Idiot If:

• You find yourself watching Fox News and thinking, "yeah, that sounds true."
• You're out shoveling snow off your walk and you really think that means there's no global warming.
• You own a small business and believe that a national health care solution is a bad idea.
• You work for a living and think that a national health care solution is a bad idea.
• You are anybody except a health insurance executive or stock holder and think that a national health care solution is a bad idea.
• You believe that the UK, Canada, Germany, France, and pretty much all of the rest of the free world have worse health care than you do.
• You think that Beck and Limbaugh have ever spoken a single word of truth, or have any relationship at all with a reality not of their own making.
• You think President Obama is somehow responsible for winning the Nobel.
• You are white, and at any point in your life you have said, "I'm not a racist, I just don't like [blank] people."
• You hated the Bush administration for completely fucking up the entire world, and now you hate the Obama administration for trying to fix it.